Today's Laundry Day!
In honor of the occasion, I'm going to put general randomness up here. Thoughts that come to my mind :D
The first on is an uber-cool song by Joss Stone. Super Duper Love! Don't make fun! It's actually a great song! And who says that when you describe love you have to be all romantic-like?!
... Or not. You'll have to go look it up yourself! My formatting is all whacked out!
Yesterday I was on a roll at work. It was an off day because I was tired and we were SO SO SO slow, so I had to entertain myself. And boy... did I ever. Here's a good glimpse of a day in the life:
"How did you remember which way the colors go?" -- Me
"Memorize this saying. ROYGBV." - Manager (Sounds like Roy G. Biv)
"ROYBGV. That's not right..." -Me
(Three times later)
"Yeah, I don't think I can do that." - Me
"Maybe you'll have to think of your own way?" - Manager
"Or just realign the rainbow!" - Me
"IIIIIIiiiiIIIII Am Everday People... Yeah yeah..." -Me
*Customer begins to stare*
"Oh... um... sorry... I forgot to take my meds today." - Me
"Haven Home this is... oh shoot! Maurices! This is Whitney." -- Me Answering the Phone
"Do you have a Maurices Credit Card you'd like to use today?" -- Me
"Yes." -- Customer
"Would you like to apply for one?" -- Me
"I just said that I had one." -- Customer
"Oh... right... I was just doublechecking." - Me
"You hired me because I'm tall, didn't you?" -- Me
"Here little stringy, stringy..." -- Me singing while vaccuuming
"Curses be to those who throw clothes on the floor! Do I look like their maid? Do I come to their house and throw clothes on the floor? I THINK NOT!" - Me
"Whitney, I think it's time for you to take your break. You're starting to worry me." - Manager
"Hrmph! So demanding!" - Me
"I laugh at those who still live at home." - Me
"I still live at home." - Manager
"Oh, well, think of the freeness!" - Me
"So, Whitney, what are you going to do when you graduate?" - Manager
"Well, I'm thinking either Air Force or Ministry." - Me
*long stare* "Oh, yeah, those are definitely related." - Manager
"Well, what do you expect from an Accounting/Religion major?!" - Manager
"You could always do taxes." - Me
"Yeah, I could. God's way backed up on his taxes, I hear. At least 2,000 years behind. That's a lot of fines, I tell you. A lot of fines." - Me
"Whitney, are you ready to go home?" - Manager after I ran to the front of the store and threw open the gate.
Meanwhile... today in New Testament...
"When you lived with your siblings, did you fight?" - Prof
"You mean like the time when a wall got cracked because Kels and I were mad at each other? Nope. We NEVER fought." - Whit
"Does your organization resolve fights they have within their group?" - Prof
"Oh, sure! We call it member control. All I will say is that cement boots are great in theory, but getting those things to dry is SO mundane." - Me
In honor of the occasion, I'm going to put general randomness up here. Thoughts that come to my mind :D
The first on is an uber-cool song by Joss Stone. Super Duper Love! Don't make fun! It's actually a great song! And who says that when you describe love you have to be all romantic-like?!
... Or not. You'll have to go look it up yourself! My formatting is all whacked out!
Yesterday I was on a roll at work. It was an off day because I was tired and we were SO SO SO slow, so I had to entertain myself. And boy... did I ever. Here's a good glimpse of a day in the life:
"How did you remember which way the colors go?" -- Me
"Memorize this saying. ROYGBV." - Manager (Sounds like Roy G. Biv)
"ROYBGV. That's not right..." -Me
(Three times later)
"Yeah, I don't think I can do that." - Me
"Maybe you'll have to think of your own way?" - Manager
"Or just realign the rainbow!" - Me
"IIIIIIiiiiIIIII Am Everday People... Yeah yeah..." -Me
*Customer begins to stare*
"Oh... um... sorry... I forgot to take my meds today." - Me
"Haven Home this is... oh shoot! Maurices! This is Whitney." -- Me Answering the Phone
"Do you have a Maurices Credit Card you'd like to use today?" -- Me
"Yes." -- Customer
"Would you like to apply for one?" -- Me
"I just said that I had one." -- Customer
"Oh... right... I was just doublechecking." - Me
"You hired me because I'm tall, didn't you?" -- Me
"Here little stringy, stringy..." -- Me singing while vaccuuming
"Curses be to those who throw clothes on the floor! Do I look like their maid? Do I come to their house and throw clothes on the floor? I THINK NOT!" - Me
"Whitney, I think it's time for you to take your break. You're starting to worry me." - Manager
"Hrmph! So demanding!" - Me
"I laugh at those who still live at home." - Me
"I still live at home." - Manager
"Oh, well, think of the freeness!" - Me
"So, Whitney, what are you going to do when you graduate?" - Manager
"Well, I'm thinking either Air Force or Ministry." - Me
*long stare* "Oh, yeah, those are definitely related." - Manager
"Well, what do you expect from an Accounting/Religion major?!" - Manager
"You could always do taxes." - Me
"Yeah, I could. God's way backed up on his taxes, I hear. At least 2,000 years behind. That's a lot of fines, I tell you. A lot of fines." - Me
"Whitney, are you ready to go home?" - Manager after I ran to the front of the store and threw open the gate.
Meanwhile... today in New Testament...
"When you lived with your siblings, did you fight?" - Prof
"You mean like the time when a wall got cracked because Kels and I were mad at each other? Nope. We NEVER fought." - Whit
"Does your organization resolve fights they have within their group?" - Prof
"Oh, sure! We call it member control. All I will say is that cement boots are great in theory, but getting those things to dry is SO mundane." - Me
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